Today was shrouded in mystery as we have just received something akin to the America’s Cup Great Winged Keel Controversy of 1983:
Something so secretive, not even our own staff was allowed to see the treasure. The extra security around the LA Roasting Works (in the form of N8000, a.k.a. Nate Waters) had everyone on edge. If you get too close, you’ll get busted!